I am in a lazy mood today. Hence, I will aggregate.
First Google News gives Jai Arjun Singh a headline of his own. Look under entertainment.
Then, I figure out that sleeping with women makes men dull, a finding which is sure to give proponents of same-sex sleep a fillip.
Then, while searching for a news story on middle finger, I found out that four-year olds are not what they used to be when I was a four-year old. I still haven't found the story about the Delhi Police's obsession with middle fingers.