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Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Another Newspaper Find

In case you are feeling hungry or if you want to harass your wife, think of some better means.

Plus, remember Patna Daily? Well, it can't even hold a candle to this.
...It was revealed that even in his state of ill-health, the two love birds did not stop their amorous act as they were even making love in the presence of the man...
After this incident, Small Talks learnt that a few days later, the husband of the adulterous woman gave up the ghost.


And this.
According to the story, the woman had told the husband there that the prophet allegedly tricked her into having carnal knowledge with her.


And this.
It is indeed different strokes for different folks as this man who hails from the riverine area of Rivers State is at the moment passing through excruciating pain for daring to eat the forbidden fruit. Small Talks was told that for the past two weeks, this man has been in pain as a result of his manhood which has refused to shrink since after he slept with his estrange wife.


Especially the last one. Oh, how I thank Google News.

5 Comments:

Blogger Mr. D said...

how the fuck did you manage four such stories in ONE day?!?!?! awesome shit.

Thursday, July 20, 2006 7:49:00 AM

 
Blogger ggop said...

Nigeria has tabloids too. :-) Who would have thunk it?
-gg

Thursday, July 20, 2006 9:29:00 AM

 
Blogger dhoomketu said...

Mr. D, Google News...

ggop, why only Nigeria? Wait till I unfold Ghana and Liberia on to unsuspecting readers.

Saturday, July 22, 2006 5:06:00 AM

 
Anonymous sashi said...

LOL! Height of joblessness is it? Vedy funny.

Saturday, July 22, 2006 9:18:00 AM

 
Blogger Arthur Quiller Couch said...

How could you pass over the story about the man who pulled a TV from his burning house, found a socket to plug it in and then watched the France vs Spain match?
What they didn't report - was the man named Ni Ro?

Saturday, July 22, 2006 11:40:00 PM

 

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