Even Hell's fury shouldn't be this bad

1. Put up a huge billboard next to Steven's office telling everyone what a lying, cheatin, scumbag he is. Pay for the billboard using Steven's money.
   
2. Hand out the entire wine collection that Steven has built over the years to hard-working landscapers in the neighbourhood.
   
3. Hand out flyers saying Lost Dog, with Steven's photo, all over NYC.
   
4. Waive A-Rod and Pujols off the fantasy baseball team and signed up players from the disabled list. Ouch!
   
5. Kill Steven's 38-year old teddy bear in Reservoir Dog fashion.
   
6. Pawn the engagement ring and get clothes, Pilates sessions, male masseuse and a 40" flat screen TV.
   
7. Take the entire porn collection and send it across to the parents with a note, "Am storing this for a while. Feel free to watch at leisure." No, wait. Add a naked Polaroid of Steven tied to four bedposts.
   

This is what Emily, Steven's wife, did when she found out that Steven was cheating on him. I don't have anything to add. (Hat tip: Milo)

Update: There's no truth in this world. (Hat-tip: Sashi)