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Bombay cops complaining about closed dance bars (or about Rakhi Sawant), can take a leaf out of the UP Police book.

...Not content with this rowdyism, the officer further shocked the public by taking off his pants, showing his organ although covered with underwear. He then went a step further when someone in the crowd shouted, "Sahib cabaret bhi kariye”. (Sir, please perform a cabaret also!)...

Nothing like a do-it-yourself gig.