I used to sit on the 21st floor. Now I am retired

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Porn: Reduction in rape in US and Increase in sit-ups in India

Porn is even better than what I thought it would be. It reduces violent crime.

And here we make people do sit-ups in public if they watch porn. Yes, you heard that right. Sit-ups!

10 Comments:

Blogger Anamika Anyone said...

Tell me..How on Earth are the people going to be "shamed" by doing situps???
Sound Hilarious..:)

Sunday, August 27, 2006 9:53:00 AM

 
Blogger J. Alfred Prufrock said...

I think you actually mean squats. Obviously you haven't hit the gym in some time.

J.A.P.

Sunday, August 27, 2006 10:30:00 AM

 
Blogger corporate whore said...

The same way in which pinching your earlobes and sticking out the tip of your tongue constitutes an apology.

Or pinching the skin of your throat near the adam's apple indicates "mother swear".

Its social context, "murga banana".

Sunday, August 27, 2006 9:35:00 PM

 
Blogger GT said...

You can now change your tagline to "I sit up in the 21st floor now, but still..."

Sunday, August 27, 2006 10:32:00 PM

 
Blogger dhoomketu said...

Anamika anyone, yes, 'murga banana' as pointed out by my trusted corp whore. Plus, in Orissa, where they hate washboard abs, frequent situps can lead to much social embarassment.

J.A.P., I haven't. But I do like to watch a few U/A and A-certified films once in a while.

Corp Whore, thank you.

Gt, I would, if I could.

Monday, August 28, 2006 2:07:00 AM

 
Blogger SloganMurugan said...

Mooh kaala is out of fashion?

Monday, August 28, 2006 3:55:00 AM

 
Blogger Ravi Gurnani said...

accompanied with a free donkey ride

Monday, August 28, 2006 4:27:00 AM

 
Blogger Ravi said...

Doing situps immediately after watching porn would actually be pretty tough :-)

Monday, August 28, 2006 9:21:00 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So its actually decreasing violent crime in the US and improving general public (although mostly male) health in India?

Dunbar.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006 9:35:00 AM

 
Blogger dhoomketu said...

Slogan murugan, yes, in these weight-conscious times, sit-ups is the healthier option.

Ravi G, exercise for the pron-watcher is recommended, not the donkey.

Ravi, why? No, actually, don't bother! :-)

Dunbar, yes, to be precise, its actually criminalising violent decreases in the US and generalising improvement in Indian public health. Though not necessarily men.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006 2:07:00 AM

 

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