Last thing in the world
If there was a nuclear winter and you had to go into a underground shelter, where you could only take one thing. If food and shelter were the only things guaranteed, what would the one thing be that you would take across?
I sms-ed this question yesterday, after the Girl managed to sneak in a toothpaste across airport security, to various people.
Responses:
M1: Books and porn
M2: A photo album to remember the world as we know it
G: A girl?
P: Condoms??
V: Husband
IM: People allowed? If people not allowed, then gym equipment to stay fit, to remain the only fit man in mankind, once allowed out of the shelter!!
D: Laptop with internet connection, if internet is there, TV, if waves are still there, otherwise, laptop with games, comics, ipod in that order, with various caveats
G: Boyfriend
10: What nonsense is this?
S: If all the people I care for are there, I won't bother with things. Otherwise, will not go.
Me: If people are allowed, girlfriend (she's reading this). Otherwise, laptop to access wikipedia. If Wikipedia is not available, then Encyclopedia Britannica.
You?
8 Comments:
Husband, Laptop (loaded with music, movies etc.), Tampons, Condoms.
Thursday, August 17, 2006 7:06:00 AM
So much for the techies!
There's a nuclear winter on, friends! Where are you gonna plug your cutie little laptops? Up your anal orifices?
Drop the laptops.
Drop the iPods. (Clunk Clunk. They need battery power too. Clunk Clunk. Battery power runs out)
Drop the condoms. You will need to multiply to repopulate.
Here's what you will need in the new world.
1. Robinson Crusoe...the oldest survival kit.
2. Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad...literature to keep you from going mad
3. The Complete Yes Minister and Yes Prime Minister...you will need to laugh.
Alt. 3. Bongs can carry Abol Tabol by Sukumar Ray.
Thursday, August 17, 2006 7:59:00 AM
wil wait for the book titled "10 things not to forget in case of a nuclear winter"... right, now to find a publisher
Thursday, August 17, 2006 2:49:00 PM
all 5 movies of karan johar (in serialised photobook format)
If the nuclear winter doesnt kill you, this will.
Thursday, August 17, 2006 9:31:00 PM
ha ha ha corporate whore, you are funny...
may i take family and then a fat blank notebook and a pen
Thursday, August 17, 2006 10:06:00 PM
That's easy. A towel, obviously.
Thursday, August 17, 2006 11:58:00 PM
A loaded AK-47 or an AK-56. Preferably the 47. Food might start running out, you know.
Friday, August 18, 2006 9:00:00 AM
@corp whore, lets not forget the directors cut DVD version as well. jus in case!!
Friday, August 18, 2006 10:59:00 AM
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