She sells 'see loins' on the Sea Lions
I am back with a bad joke. But I borrow the pun from a Chinese newspaper.
So, this clerk has a really torrid day in office and therefore, decides to wander off to Trevi Fountain. Where because it's even more torrid, she takes off all her clothes and jumps in.
A Chinese news site picks it up and decides to find a non-prosaic headline. Zee News copies. Metro has a picture (NSFW).