BUSH MOVING, Stay Out of Way*

Got this via mail yesterday. Am probably posting it a day late. 2 amazing things about this itinerary:
1) Bush is going to spend one and a half hours in Hyderabad. Barely will he get a chance to have any Biryani there, will he?
2) The last line of this mail. Delicious, when public service messages come with a hint of irony.

DAY 1: March 1, Wednesday

7.30 pm: Bush lands in Delhi. Travels from airport to Maurya Sheraton hotel on Sardar Patel Marg by road AVOID: Airport, National Highway 8, Delhi Cantonment, Rao Tula Ram Marg, Dhaula Kuan and Sardar Patel Marg

DAY 2: March 2, Thursday

8.30 am: Reception at Rashtrapati Bhawan AVOID: Sardar Patel Marg, Chanakyapuri roads 9.30 am: Reaches Rajghat AVOID: Chanakyapuri, India Gate and all connecting roads, Connaught Place, Tilak Marg, ITO, Bahadur Shah Zafar Marg, Mandi House, Jawaharlal Nehru Marg, Sikandra Road, Delhi Gate, Ring Road 10.45 am: Drives to Hyderabad House for talks AVOID: Ring Road near Rajghat, Jawaharlal Nehru Marg, Bahadur Shah Zafar Marg, ITO, Tilak Marg, Vikas Marg, IP Marg, Mandi House, Sikandra Road, India Gate and all connecting roads 1 pm: Goes to Taj Palace Hotel for lunch AVOID: New Delhi area 5 pm: Visits Purana Quila and goes back to hotel AVOID: Sardar Patel Marg, Chanakyapuri area, India Gate and all connecting roads, Connaught Place, Tilak Marg, ITO, Bahadur Shah Zafar Marg, Mandi House, Jawaharlal Nehru Marg, Sikandra Road, Delhi Gate, Ring Road, Bhairon Road, NH-24 8 pm: Reception at Rashtrapati Bhawan AVOID: Sardar Patel Marg, Chanakyapuri roads 10 pm: Moves back to hotel to retire for the night AVOID: Sardar Patel Marg, Chanakyapuri roads

DAY 3: March 3, Friday

8.30 am: Visits Roosevelt House AVOID: Chanakyapuri 10 am: Goes to Hyderabad AVOID: Airport, National Highway 8, Delhi Cantonment, Rao Tula Ram Marg, Dhaula Kuan and Sardar Patel Marg 4.30 pm: Returns to Delhi AVOID: Airport, National Highway 8, Delhi Cantonment, Rao Tula Ram Marg, Dhaula Kuan and Sardar Patel Marg 5.30 pm: Goes to Vigyan Bhawan and moves back to hotel for dinner AVOID: Sardar Patel Marg, Chanakyapuri area, New Delhi area, India Gate and all connecting roads, Connaught Place

DAY 4: March 4, Saturday

8.30 am: Leaves for Pakistan AVOID: Airport, National Highway 8, Delhi Cantonment, Rao Tula Ram Marg, Dhaula Kuan and Sardar Patel Marg (The travel plans of such supersensitive dignitaries are subject to change .)

As you can see, no shopping at Dilli Haat for Dubya.

* The title of this mail has been copied word for word.